Half way through

And we are done. At least, the first half of the tour.

The Globe Theatre, Atlin, BC

The Whitehorse and BC dates are finished and audiences were quite enthusiastic. Now, I have a few days to resettle, and then it’s off to Ottawa. We open in the ODD Box Theatre on June 14 at 7 PM.

My Game of Thrones predictions

Warning: Spoilers.

Some were right. Some weren’t even close. But, I suppose if you are one of those who wanted an alternate ending, you could just use these…

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As I mentioned, I was going to write down my predictions after Episode 2 of Season 8. Here they are:

I know a lot of people think the Night King is going to win at all and end up on the Iron Throne. If so, the sheer bulk of major characters wouldn’t be in Winterfell but rather at King’s Landing for that “winner-take-all” battle. Sorry about those folks guess but the Night King dies in Winterfell setting up a final push for the Iron Throne.

The end of the Night King will come with a few other deaths, though. Theon started the show as a pretty miserable person. Dying defending Bran is probably the glorious end he deserves. It will probably be in vain, as I suspect this is the end of Bran as well. The last of the Children died defending the last Three-Eyed-Raven, and with the Night King gone, is another one needed? And, given the closeness they showed last week, and since you should never get attached to any of the characters, Sansa probably dies at the same time as Theon.

Who kills the Night King? Since the plan is to lure him to the courtyard and kill him there, a little stealth would be a pretty handy skill. Why have a trained assassin in the family if she isn’t the one to kill the Night King. By the way, Littlefinger’s Valyerian steel dagger is how she does him in.

The remainder of the main characters all survive to move against Cersei at King’s Landing. I think (see later prediction) Jaime is responsible for saving Brienne’s life during the battle with the dead and Tyrion saves Jaime during the battle as well.

Okay. Who else dies? We know, based on the prediction, that both Varys and Melisandre will die. How? I can’t guess.

For the rest, we move on to the final push to take the throne. One fact is sure: Cersei dies. The fortune teller said she would have three children and outlive them. Don’t expect her to survive to have the fourth. She is either going to be killed by Jaime (not the first ruler he’s done in, after all) or Ser Jorah.

If you remember from last season, and from the animation for this season, the large crossbow built by Qyburn is going to be important, probably for shooting Daenerys dragon and she dies in the fall. Jon gets revenge by frying Qyburn, who really deserves it anyway. If no other theme comes from Game of Thrones, it’s “revenge is good.” And, no, I don’t think Daenerys wins the throne. If this is the case, then I think Jorah gets to have his revenge by killing Cersei.

What happens to Jorah? He gets killed by the Mountain, who is, in turn, killed by the Hound. It’s the revenge thing.

I mentioned Tyrion saves Jaime’s life earlier since, I think Bronn will try to meet his job of killing both of them in the first episode, with the crossbow Tyrion used to kill Tywin. I can see Bronn shooting at Tyrion and Jaime getting in the way, dying to protect his brother. Jaime started the series as a miserable person, and the sacrifice would seem to be appropriate as a way of making amends. To be perfectly fair, Bronn dies after combat with Brienne.

There’s a lot of dying here, isn’t there? Who lives? Jon, for one does since he will have an important role to fill later. For those wondering, so does Ser Davos, since he has an important role, as well.

I suppose I should say who I think ends up on the Iron Throne here. Despite his royal blood, it’s not Jon. He’s probably going to return to Winterfell to rule as either Warden or King of the North since no other family member is left to rule. Wait, does Arya survive my predictions? Yes, but I think she’s stay in Kings Landing with the only other remaining character of royal birth. Martin does seem to like things being cyclical, and, since the series starts with a Baratheon on the Iron Throne and end the same way. Gendry, as the bastard son of Robert Baratheon, is going to end up as king. Jon is going to ensure that those who know he is a Targaryen hide the knowledge. I think anyone watching from the beginning suspects that Jon has no desire to be anywhere but the north.

Well, since I wrote this on April 24th, I wonder how I did. We’ll know in four weeks for sure, and by this Sunday evening if I’m even close…

So, how does Game of Thrones end?

There are four more episodes of Game of Thrones left and it’s time for wondering how this all pans out. I’ve made a few predictions about who would end up on the Iron Throne over the years; however, these have changed over time.

I’ve made some major changes after the last episode, keeping in mind George R. R. Martin’s penchant for (politely put) surprises. So, I’m going to write mine down this week and see how close I am to guessing the ending. Who lives? Who dies (and how)? Who ends up on the Iron Throne? What happens to the major characters?

No, I’m not going to post these until after the final episode. I hate spoilers and suspect many others feel the same way.

Maybe, everyone else who wants should do the same (and, no, don’t post them). Think of this as a contest with no winners and no prize. I would be curious to see, though, how close every one came. I’ll post mine a few days after, just to make sure everyone has seen the final episode…

Ottawa Fringe schedule set

I have my Ottawa Fringe performance schedule (although it won’t be finalized until next month). There are six shows scheduled. All will be at the ODD Box theatre, 2 Daly Avenue, Ottawa.

Date and time:

Friday, June 14th: 7 PM
Saturday, June 15th: 2 PM
Sunday, June 16th: 10:30 PM.
Tuesday, June 18th: 8:30 PM
Thursday, June 20th: 9 PM
Saturday, June 22nd: 6:30 PM

Admission for all shows is $12.00.

Upcoming production

My latest play, The Last President of Canada, is being produced this spring. We are doing four shows in Whitehorse at the Old Fire Hall, May 23-26, and one show at the Globe Theatre in Atlin, BC on June 1, with a lot of help from the Residency@YAC program run by the Yukon Arts Centre. This is my chance to tune up any issues that need work before hopefully running it in one or more fringe festivals next summer. I have already applied for the Ottawa in June and have to get around to putting in for Winnipeg in July. More news to follow as things firm up.

For Sale: one vote (redux)

Since we have a municipal election coming up on October 18th, I thought it might be  good idea to throw out my formula for how to buy my vote again.

So here are some hints for those who want to get voted in. Note that this probably applies for all elections. A political campaign is a job interview of sorts and the electorate’s only way to choose the right person for the job is the platform put forward by the candidate. So, when expressing your platform:

1. If you intend to deal with an issue, explain how you intend to fix it in detail. Everyone loves kittens, rainbows and unicorns, but general campaign promises without details are usually best moved to the field with a backhoe to make next year’s crop grow that much better. If you cannot provide details, it means you know nothing about the subject other than what to call it.  Honestly, we have enough elected representatives who know nothing. We don’t need more.

2. Prove you have an understanding of jurisdictional responsibility. Each level of government has its responsibilities. If you’re running for one, don’t make promises about things that come under another level of government. This only indicates that you have no clue about the position you aspire to, and probably indicates your level of qualification for it.

3. If you promise something, be prepared to vote that way when the time comes. There is no excuse for supporting something you said you would not support or vice versa. The common story is “after studying the issue,…” or words to that effect. If it was a promise made in your campaign, it meant that you already studied the issue, or should have. Changing your mind in this manner means you either knew nothing about your stand on the issue, or you simply meant to lie your way into office. Unfortunately, we have too many of those cases, too.

4. Have some idea of how financing works. While governments and businesses run through two completely different models and experience in one has no relevance to the other, the general rules of finance are still the same. It’s the same as a household budget, too. You can only spend what comes in. Whether through transfers, taxation or borrowing, this income is the maximum you have to provide vital services. And, unlike a business, you simply can’t close the plant and move to somewhere offering lower operating costs. Explain (in detail, again), how you intend to meet your promises and still afford to provide those services.

By the way,  experience in business means nothing in terms of experience in government and saying otherwise means you don’t have a clue of how governments work and should not be running for elected office. It’s a lot like saying you can fix your car so you are a brain surgeon.

5. Be honest. Admit it when you don’t know something. Take responsibility for those times when your ideas don’t work. Sometimes you’re going to have to make unpopular decisions (some of the decisions previous councils have been decried for are some I heartily approved of). People aren’t going to be happy with everything you do, but will be far more willing to accept it, grudgingly, if you can show you honestly and sincerely feel this is the best choice. The only way to do this is have a long history of being honest and sincere and it doesn’t take much to indicate that these are characteristics you don’t have.

So, there’s my pitch. These aren’t that much in the way of demands for buying my vote. I know it seems a lot, but you’ll probably find that the same price will purchase far more votes than mine…

Yukon Playwrights Conference, 2018

We covered a lot of interesting topics at the Playwright’s Guild of Canada conference in Whitehorse last weekend, and terminated it with a public reading of excerpts from several playwrights’ works. I did a reading from the project I’m currently working on, a solo play on Paul Joseph Chartier, who tried to bomb the House of Commons in May 1966.

All told, it was a great conference. Thanks to the Playwright’s Guild, Gwaandak Theatre, and Access Copyright for a great time.